May 2013
my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
lameborghini:
my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
sigoynerblod:
OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS
THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK
bbolin:
when u think ur over someone but then they do something really cute and u end up liking them even more
incogneat-oh:
⚡ Bruce finds the boys in foreign cities by tracking them, and typically shows up unannounced.
Alfred, though, just hops on a plane to the appropriate city, then sends a text message along the lines of, My flight is set to arrive at 2.45 tomorrow. I will be at the baggage claim shortly after.
It’s never failed.
secretly-a-mad-scientist:
norsegays:
“tumblr should have its own island!!!!!!!!”
OMFG I CAN’T BREATHE
epic-humor:
thelocalpaedo:
my favourite thing is when you’re kissing and you slowly move down to their neck, then you slowly bite down and rip off their head and dance in their blood
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guilty-daydreamer:
bluntasaurus-sex:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
my life is a lie.
“I used to be an...
